Is a reference to a spoilt desert dish, normally used as a gag at frat parties. The general act of cake is when one defecates into some unfortunate unsuspecting individuals gateau, laughs mischievously, replaces the top of the gateau and leaves the room.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.
Said victim - 'Nan, if you keep shitting in my gateau, it's going to a real...'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'
by Iron Balls Billy October 2, 2012
Get the Cakemug. noun• exactly like how it sounds.
An alternative to saying a girl has a big butt. Almost like “junk in the trunk”, but modernized.
An alternative to saying a girl has a big butt. Almost like “junk in the trunk”, but modernized.
by BigTasty10 December 6, 2017
Get the Cake in da fridgemug. Tearin up the cake. My boy and I were eating some cake last night and this morning and we tore it up. It was so good we couldn't stop. Means: Going beyond normal. Having the best time ever. Excess in the best way possible. Used in a sentence... We were tearin' up the cake last night, yo!
by Dkrtist April 2, 2020
Get the Tearin up the cakemug. How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?
Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
by Vincekid March 25, 2020
Get the Having the cake and coffeemug. After cleaning their water pipe, Eugene decided to reward themself by smoking the bowl cake.
Buck has been saying bizarre things lately, he probably hit the bowl cake.
Buck has been saying bizarre things lately, he probably hit the bowl cake.
by GrudgeJudge August 22, 2021
Get the Bowl Cakemug. Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.
Man #1- did you have a good birthday.
man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.
man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.
by Squishy anuscake April 9, 2016
Get the Anus cakemug. could mean a fat person, a gay man, a couple you see in public, or just someone you generally don't like.
by rocky69420 September 23, 2022
Get the cake eating motherfuckasmug.