Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

Andddddd that was “Hey Jealousy” by the Goo Goo dolls…. I mean Oasis…. I mean Gin Blossoms! Eh, who gives a fuck, they’re all beta male rock bands anyway.

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022

That's not my baby to rock

when a situation arises that is not your problem to address or remedy

Friend 1: (late at night) Tito just got dumped and needs a place to stay for a few nights.

Friend 2: That's not my baby to rock. Sucka.

Or

G/F: I didn't cum
B/F: That's not my baby to rock.

by Red Mongoose March 6, 2011

The Greatest Rock Singer

Freddie Mercury

Person 1: Freddie Mercury is The Greatest Rock Singer of all time

by FatEngineer June 22, 2020

rock chewing stupid

Doing anyting a box of rocks would know is stupid

Kenzie is rock chewing stupid for treating him the way she has been.

by Fun.Size.417 September 26, 2020

You rock with the cock?

As in a brief way of asking someones sexuality and of course cock as in male genitalia…

If you ask a male if they rock with the cock

No = straight
Yes = not straight
… = You are scaring them and you have to leave

If you ask a female if they rock with the cock
No = Lesbian
Yes = not straight
… = Stop talking and walk away

“Ayo Sharkey… You rock with the cock? “

by Tenamax July 30, 2021

Rock The Dwane Johnson

The way that Quackity says dwane the rock johnson

bro look it's rock the dwane johnson

by the popo March 2, 2021

Pants-Shitting Rock

Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.

The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.

by Dr. Infinite-Savagery M.D. April 2, 2017