nine second rule 

extra dispensation of time to the five second rule if you've swept, vacuumed, or mopped the floor earlier that day

He casually nabbed the chip from the floor within the nine second rule, the rug wouldn't be that clean again in weeks.

nine second rule by Read1984 February 3, 2013

runescape 

A game that is addictive to some and boring to others. Usually. But i am at a happy medium in my playing. i don't hate it and i'm not addicted. people say it's dangerously addictive like pokemon cards were but runescape cant give u papercuts. Also the addictiveness is held at bay in australia by the terrible lag we get (no aussie servers you see)

aussie runescaper: wow what a cool game! i'm gonna play all night!
game: connection lost, attempting to reestablish.
aussie runescaper: screw this i'll come back later

runescape by Über stick figure man July 29, 2008

golden rule 

This describes the lack of homosexuality when two guys are having sex that includes a female.

It's okay when it's in a three way. It's the golden rule.

golden rule by Diggity Dog October 23, 2011

The 15 Minute Rule 

A rule used by school fuckboys explaining how you can leave a classroom if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes. The rule is obviously untrue.

Fuckboy: Hey guys, have you heard of the 15 Minute Rule?
Everyone else: No.
Fuckboy: You know, if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes we can leave the classroom.
*INCREDIBLY LOUD SIGHING*

The 15 Minute Rule by Oatmeal_h May 17, 2018

Ja Rule 

Jah Rule
Noun; The human form of a Doberman Pinscher who suffers from Down's Syndrome and has a penis the size of a two-year old boy's.

"Those poor parents. I can't believe their first-born child grew up to be such a Ja Rule"
Shamika: "Eww..look at that ugly dog!"
Tarissa: "Yo Girl! That ain't no dog! That be a mutha-fuckin' Ja Rule!

Ja Rule by Lil' Devil August 21, 2003

Ja Rule 

50 Cent's arch enemy; a creative & talented nigga; won the beef cus he got dre; had beef wit Ja bcuz Ja wont let 50 suck his dick; despite all the backstabbing and all that shit, he can still kick 5-0's ass, what?

Ja Rule will kick 50's charcoal, dick-hungry, balls deep, talentless, sour, cock-fucked, chicken, dumb, baby, bitch ass!

Ja Rule by k-oz October 11, 2005

JA RULE 

A rapper who is often confused with pop.

I got in a fight with my girlfriend over Ja Rule, then her attatude got all shitty after that. Damn you Ja Rule!

JA RULE by Nick July 16, 2003