Shit Whistle

A type of small, handheld flute made of dried and aged fecal matter.

"What do you mean he doesn't want to hang out with us?! Tell him he can go suck a Shit Whistle!"

by Wrex, from The Normandy Crew March 4, 2013

shit lips

1) Affectionate term for a fuck buddy who gives good rimjobs

2) 24 hour dial up service provider for poor college girls to earn money by licking ass.

1) "do we get to meet your new girlfriend tonight"
"yeah she'll be here in a minute, I can't wait, she gives good rimjobs. There she is... HEY SHIT LIPS, OVER HERE!!"

2) Courtney: so I got this new job, licking ass, I work from home and I love it! Am I bad coz I like the taste of guys ass sweat?
Mike, Andreas, Tommy and Drew (in unison): YOU FUCKING SLUT! SUCK US ALL OFF, SHIT LIPS!!!

by skumliterati March 11, 2015

bag that shit

A term in which is used by most commonly drug users.

Dealer: "How much you want?"
Customer: "Quarter ounce"
Deal: "This do for you?"
Customer: "Bag that shit."

by RawTing October 12, 2015

shit swirl

Another term for a chocolate swirly, when someone (often a jock) dunks a victim's face into a toilet full of shit, holds their head down, and flushes. Often paired with an intense wedgie.

Noah just gave that nerdy kid Dylan a shit swirl and now he's in a hanging wedgie on the stall door with shit smeared all over his face!

Hey nerd, it's shit swirl time!

by yikestbh July 12, 2017

Shits Gay

When shits is gay.

Someone says do you want to do something and you dont want to so you say: Shits Gay

by PizzaManLeon August 6, 2019

goon shit

The act of doing things that are typically frowned upon in an unintelligent or unsafe manner.

You guys were doing some goon shit when you lit the hat on fire while you were still wearing it.

by T.K. Opps June 27, 2020

Shit Chicken

When you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's someone you might know in the stall next to you, and you try to wait them out so as not to emerge from the stall at the same time for fear of being recognized.

Bob was playing an intense game of shit chicken because he was extremely gassy that day and thought his co-worker John might be crapping in the stall next to him.

by Poop Guru February 21, 2011