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loser: no? what day is it?
hottie: its national noah slander day!!!
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loser: no? what day is it?
hottie: its national noah slander day!!!
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by deecothedinosaur January 15, 2023
Get the national noah slander day mug.The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)
Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.
by JG00 July 8, 2023
Get the National Lampoon Water Buffalo mug.December first is officially a day where you put a pickle in your mouth sideways to resemble a mouth guard and take a picture of yourself and/or friends.
“Tony did you hear it’s National Pickle Time Day?” “Yeah I can’t wait to get home and stuff my mouth with pickles!”
by Tyler Scheidler December 1, 2021
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