Mexican Juan

A person who is mexican and named juan ez pz lemon squeazy

Mexican Juan is kinda sus ngl

by Mj (Mexican Juan) September 11, 2021

Mexican Lawnmower

Gurt: i used the mexican lawn mower on my dearest buddy and he released an 18lbs fountain of shit!

A lawnmower made in mexico.
John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.
Gurt: Yo!
Frank: Sybau

by Luka Lazarevic May 16, 2025

Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.

I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

A Mexican Sneeze

The participant A lays on her back and rolls knees overhead
The other participant (participant B) squeezes half a fresh lime in their own eye then sniffs 28.5ml tequila
Participant B, temporarily blinded by the fresh lime must seek out participant A’s lady taco.
Then fill with sneeze

(Examples of using fresh chilli to help create a sneeze have been recorded)

I heard of someone using fresh chilli in a Mexican sneeze, might be easier?

by A-Bear—royale January 18, 2024

Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017

Dick Mexican

What a dick is inserted into a tortilla

“Bro imma do a dick Mexican then have my girl suck it”

by BotchyBootchy November 12, 2019

Mexican Pizza

The art of farting into someone’s hood of their sweatshirt and then wrapping around their face and head

Eli: what happened with Paige and Adam the other night?

Dalton: you didn’t hear? After Adam was done licking Paige’s sack they got dressed and as Paige wanted food, she had only have 6 meals that day.. Paige was craving Taco Bell so Adam suggested that she put on a hooded sweatshirt since it was cold outside. After she changed he proceeded to fart in her hood and strangle her with it. Adam “ we have Taco Bell at home, here’s your Mexican pizza”

by anonymous July 6, 2025