Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.

While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.

by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022

kiss ass

sohail kissing alis ass like a piece of gum stuck to hair.

sohail is a kiss ass to ali.

by Kihihi January 16, 2021

Chef’s Kiss

see also “tea bagged”

1) When a person with female genitalia lowers their labia majora into an unknowing person’s drink.
2) A prank executed by a female where the labia majora (ref: downtown lips) are bathed in the drink of an unsuspecting person.

He will regret his patronizing remarks, once he learns she gave him the Chef’s Kiss.

by gee Ruth November 20, 2023

kiss tab

When you take the tab off a can and the middle circle remains intact. You can then cash it in for a kiss!

John: "hey Lisa, I just got a kiss tab!"
Lisa: "what do you do with it?"
John: *gives Lisa the tab and kisses her*
Lisa: ohhhhh

by random_rooten_tooten-donkey November 19, 2023

National Kiss Your Friend Day

Where you kiss your friend, whether their your best friend or just a friend, on April 27.

It’s national kiss your friend day take the chance

by Udolth April 27, 2022

Eskimo Kiss

When you and your buddy both creampie your wives and they touch their filled vaginas to each other.

That eskimo kiss mary and nicole did was hot.

by anonymous December 2, 2023

Kiss your snake

What you say to a person that is fake and you want them to move on

I’m tired of you, Kiss your snake then

by Jakir1789 February 22, 2020