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The Sweetest Kiss of All 

Eating a girl's Ass because you like her a lot
Justin says "I’m in love" so I go, "That’s great. Did you eat her ass?" He’s like, "No." I said,"So you don’t like her." And he was like, "No, I do." And I said, "No, you don’t." "If you did, you’d give her The Sweetest Kiss of All."

-Tom Segura

straight girl kiss 

when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.
“Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”

“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”

san deigo kiss 

When you kiss a guy or woman when they have a shitty ass, on their shitty ass then kiss lips.
Last night I kissed Kevin after he pooped san Deigo Kisss then kissed him on the lips

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter
Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…

Jim Crowe kiss 

When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.
Hey Ryan! My girl gave me the Jim Crowe kiss last night, you need to try it!
Jim Crowe kiss by thuggaballz July 24, 2024

Poseidon's Kiss 

giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.
she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.