grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.

Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

by damb_man July 7, 2018

baked bean

someone who was born with a concrete block for a head.

jordan is a baked bean, things go into one ear and come out through the other.

by pabloescobarr778 November 14, 2023

Bean Throne

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.

"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.

by pijjypooge April 4, 2013

Mr. Bean

The guy from the Mr. Bean movies.

Mr. Bean just pulled out two automatic pistols that looked like movie props and started shooting at him, that actually wasn't funny.

by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021

Bean

Kurt Cobain's daughter's (Frances Cobain) nickname. It is also a term of endearment, which is used for living beings who are happy, giddy, wholesome, precious, and friendly in nature.

Example:

Kurt: "Frances makes me really happy. She's my little bean."

by glucosefather June 10, 2018

Cool beans

Super sweet.

Chilled beans.

Kyle has originated the term cool beans

Cool beans Bethany but Kyle’s beans are the coolest

by De@dp00l November 26, 2017

magic bean juice

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.

Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.

by WolfPoet December 17, 2023