Balloon face

A person whose cheeks are very big and they look like they were inflated like a balloon.

Glenn's cheeks were so big he must've pumped them up before he came to school.

by MaxRetarted March 26, 2004

muff-face

One who has a badly kept beard on his chin. Makes them look like a twat and if it kept just right, will look and feel like the pubic region of a hairy woman.

My mate Pete is a Muff-face. And he's ginger as well so it don't help! hahaha

by Blair Brodie August 24, 2004

Buttis Face

A guy with a great body, who looks great from far away, but has an ugly face. Also known as the "good from far, but far from good" syndrome.

Man, even though Michael Phelps has a total buttis face, I'd still do him.

by Camdozer October 20, 2008

Dracula Face

An insult directed towards either a male or a female, that have eaten out a girl during the time of her period.

You're sick dracula face!

A: It tasted like cancer!
B: I bet it did Dracula face!

by Tyson Sinclair November 8, 2008

Diaper Face

If you insult someone this badly you should be sent to jail for 2nd Degree Murder. (WARNING) Only do this to your true enemy, or if you want to wipe them off the face of the Earth.

Stop talking to me, Diaper Face.

by Cvleb March 22, 2019

Face Butting

But dialing Facebook and changing you status without knowing it.

Mike has a strange face book status- ou oh- he must have been face butting again!

by Jus Mic hot 1079 July 2, 2010

Eight-face

1. Adj, to be used during an instance of shock or surprise, syn. surprise, shock (in reference to the difference of a normal face :-) and the surprised face 8-) when texting.)
2. Verb, to be used when surprising or scaring someone or something else.

1. "When my roommate scared me I was like, 'Woah! Eight-face!'" -or- "My brother threw me a birthday party and I was so eight-faced!"
2. "Dude, I just eight-faced you so bad." -or- "I'm going to eight-face my sister by replacing her shampoo with ketchup."

by Lis0nline June 19, 2010