Chocolate covered Vegan

When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”

“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!

by Libdill August 26, 2021

Chocolateness

A big a long dark chocolate dick that taste good and good in the pussy

He fuck me with his chocolateness dick omg I loved it forever more please!

by ToShee September 27, 2025

Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.

Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag

by Toaksy July 7, 2017

chocolate dream

When you dream of choco buddies.

I had a chocolate dream last night, it was so hot (chocolate).

by ExcuseMeChocoBuddy December 7, 2016

Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.

Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow

by anonymous May 18, 2024

chocolate thunder

A nickname for Lori

I gave a friend named Lori, but she likes to be called chocolate thunder.

by Krissi7744 June 14, 2018

Chocolate donut

Chocolate donut is a less common way to describe an Afro-American woman's reproductive organs. May also be used in context to one's anus.

"Damn, i'm so fired up that i could even tap a chocolate donut."
-"Didn't know you're into hood girls"

by Kofel9781 March 28, 2025