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Boner

Person1 : oh no boner 😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵
pp : go up
by HoomanMonke January 26, 2022
mugGet the Bonermug.

Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life
"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"
by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 26, 2016
mugGet the Golden Bonermug.

On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.
Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner
by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024
mugGet the On it like a bonermug.

Boner Breaker

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...
Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker
by Pit Pat Piper May 10, 2016
mugGet the Boner Breakermug.

snuffleupagus boner

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner
by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017
mugGet the snuffleupagus bonermug.

law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.
Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!
by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020
mugGet the law bonermug.

Boner Bait

Fishing for bitches with your dick, commonly associated with a fuckboi.
Friend 1: Lets Go Boner Baiting
Friend 2: I already did
by JesusSatanLover666 March 12, 2015
mugGet the Boner Baitmug.

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