pointy boner

when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade

I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.

by Rupert Hannibal Queefeater March 8, 2023

Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger

Nicy has a fake thumb boner

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019

Boner

A guy who sucks or a loser

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner

by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025

prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner

yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner

by zefin April 30, 2019

snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that transgender woman wish they had

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

Phone Boner

Another name for PopSockets

friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"

by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018

Boner

What happens when you lay eyes on Trevor Dale Olson

"Bro turn around, you'll never guess who just walked in"

"Bro, it's Trevor Dale Olson! Shit, just popped a boner!"

by Lysterine420 November 21, 2020