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Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*
by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020
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Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.
"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"
by FatherTy April 18, 2022
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Boner Behaviour

Boner Behaviour is a not commonly used expression that is another way to communicate male horniness. The phrase is used for when people feel like communicating these things to other friends/family when trying to be extra.
Girl 1: Hey! Did you see Martin today?
Girl 2: Yeah, his boner behaviour was sky high!
by xidiotx January 24, 2024
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Bud boner

A raging boner that occurs after smoking some giggle bush (marijuana)
"Jeezam" Gary thought to himself, "I bet she'll get a load of my bud boner after she sets the bong down."
by Wordwhacker907 June 19, 2020
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Boner Zone

-anything that a male human finds arousing
That redhead with the bodacious rump really hits me in my boner zone.
by GrEEKNESS75 June 30, 2019
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Boner Switch

Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.
Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!
by Pat Lark February 10, 2023
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Boner Bait

When a guy uses a girl to get off without fucking her often associated with fuckboys
Keith : last night I boner baited Liza
Seth : nice
by Not that slim shady June 30, 2017
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