Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
Get the Sucks per minutemug. When a males testicles have basically sauna baked in humid summer weather and a male or female deep inhales and proceeds to suck the penis while a very distinct aroma lingers near while the left middle finger slowly breaches the threshold to the beat of the Free Bird solo.
After my mid day badminton sesh, I trembled with anticipation pondering the near pleasure of the mysterious Clarissa giving me a dirty suck.
by Evulelmo April 5, 2024
Get the Dirty Suckmug. it is used when aDi tries to be a gay ass person but well fails miserably and goes on and on abt his problems and shit
by iHaVe27eXesFuCkYoU January 15, 2023
Get the adi sucksmug. Jake: yo I just destroyed you in that race
Mark: that's not fair you know I won
Jake: Suck my tims bro
Mark: that's not fair you know I won
Jake: Suck my tims bro
by Professor Darryl May 24, 2022
Get the Suck my timsmug. by Dankmeme1337 November 7, 2017
Get the sucking against countermug. A game that you chase the duck.so theirs a person that is the duck,Then you chase the duck and touch him if you don't you suck
I was playing suck or duck then i was the person who had to touch the duck i was to slow and they said i suck
by lucas4574 December 13, 2022
Get the Suck or duckmug. by anonymous November 4, 2020
Get the National suck dick daymug.