Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
by BadSeedSam January 13, 2022
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The Big Orange Box

Dale: If you're looking for the "Echo" brand of weedeaters, you need to go to the big orange box.
by Jerry Sid July 30, 2014
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boom box bitch

Someone with a very average knowledge and and understanding of songs and musical terms but is always the one playing the music. This person is fine until you encounter his control over the music on multiple occasions. He would play the same songs and name the genre pretending to have a deep understanding.
Johno is such a boom box bitch. His plaist consists of 10 songs but he always insists on playing his music when we meet up. He also pretends to know his stuff about music but he actually doesn't know anything.
by kivifr December 24, 2015
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Jack-in-the-Box Zombie

Worthless fucktard that derives his pleasure from ruining everything.
Player: "Shit! That Jack-in-the-Box Zombie blew up my Gloom-shrooms!"
by Toadstars September 10, 2022
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bitchiest boy in the box

Metaphor used when there is well known bitch or rebel in a community or small area.
Person1:”mark is the bitchiest boy in the box.”
Person2:”yeah.yesterday they vandalized the school entrance.”
by BuggieWuggie November 15, 2020
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McDonald's Dump Box

When you have a plethora of items in your pocket, and they all dump out over a period of time.
Me: hey you dropped more shit!
You: ah jeez, look at me being a McDonald's Dump Box again!
by Chaalsballs October 06, 2019
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Soap Box Syndrome

The affliction where self-righteous members on social media decide they need to preach morals to the rest of the members.
My neighbor has a severe case of soap box syndrome. He is always telling dog owners how they should leash their dogs on his Facebook page.
by Hellsangel November 15, 2020
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