Fire hydrant

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.
Don't trip on that fire hydrant!

I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!
by Geozup May 16, 2021
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Fire Hydrant

The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.
Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”

Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”
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fire hydrant

"i think the fire hydrant was fake"
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128.11 85.13 fire hell

128.11 85.13 Fire hell a place on earth north east south west. The Bible says the world ends in fire that's the same definition as Aug 11 k 423 deg
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fire truck

When you say “what starts with F and ends with CK” and then dad starts to get upset at you and then you tell him that it’s fire truck
Me: “what starts with F and ends with CK
Dad: worried/mad af

Me: “its fire truck”

Dad: oh 😯
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Fire is Fucked

Pharse; When a fire gets out of control and starts sparking and setting things on fire.
by AbbySalz January 10, 2017
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fire pon it

when something or someone has done some exciting, cool, amazing or practically great and sometimes dramatic we use the term "fire pon/upon it/her/he/them... to express our ecitement, shock or amazment.
*favorite team wins game* "Thats whats up! fire pon them"
"we walked into the club and we put fire pon it"
by dannyboydo October 11, 2021
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