Simp

Some normie who patheticly does everything to get a girls attention he likes but she just wanna be friends with

the Simp(commenting on the girls' picture they are in together): haha, we look so much like a couple here
Girl: Yeah, a couple of besties ;)
A random Intelectual: LoL, take that you fucking Simp

by Mark was taken March 12, 2020

Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023

Simp

Samantha Walsh

Omg quit buying my drinks and scratching my back. You’re such a “simp”

by Emmernaur October 19, 2022

Simp

A man who lives in Virginia and spends more money then he earns on a girl who sucks dick behind his back meanwhile her vagina smells like fish, this man will cut every close friend out of his life for a golddigger without even realizing it

Hey I hear Alex flew into town let's hang with him

Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about

by JewishNutsack June 8, 2020

Simp

Jamie Dunne

You know Jamie, he's a simp

by JamieIsASimp January 22, 2020

Simp

A hoe ass nigga that talks to a girl in hopes of getting pussy

Ablai is a fucking simp

by Voramo December 7, 2019

Simp

Where a male places himself and or agrees on the side of a female in a discussion where most of the males opinions oppose that of the female, going to the extent of baiting his homies, in order to get in those panties, however ends up looking submissive and a huge pussy and failing to make any contributions in his hunt for the female e.g famous simpers: yasir Ahmed

“ yasir Ahmed is being a huge simp and he is also a snitch”

by Kasper19292992 January 12, 2020