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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Top Twister

The Top Twister is when you are giving a man cunnilingus and you move your head side to side and tongue in a rotating, twisting motion on the head of the penis, whilst sucking all at the same time.
“The Top Twister is the most succulent, euphoric, form of cunnilingus!”
by makdaddy87 October 5, 2025
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Top ta7at

A fancy Arabic term for taking a U-turn.
by Zala6a October 11, 2025
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Top fuel dragsters

Some of the fastest accelerating, loudest and most brutal vehicles in the world.
Top fuel dragsters are louder than a rock concert or a jet taking off. They’re epic. The engines have to be rebuilt after every run as pumping out 11000 horsepower isn’t an easy task.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 14, 2025
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A word of expressing of how unbelievably sorry they are.
You are going to be like super super wow wow over the top extremely sorry.
by goodguyofagoober November 21, 2025
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White Top Flag

Toilet Paper that has been added on top of a mound of feces that is above water in a toilet.
There has been so much feces built up over the water in that porta john that the last person conquered it leaving a white top flag on it.
by WhiteTopFlag November 29, 2025
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Ball Up Top

When you stand your ground or one up someone. If they doubt you, you end up achieving your goal.
“Seahawks are going to lose next week, I know it
I don’t know about that, ball up top baby”
by BallUpTopOffical December 20, 2025
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