Wet Fart

When you think you're gonna fart, but you end up 'farting' out massive amounts of diarrhea.

Oh Dude! Dave had a MASSIVE wet fart at the party yesterday! It got all over the floor!

by Claustrophobic Teletubbie January 14, 2021

Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt

You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart

by Webslice October 21, 2020

Wet fart

Boring, Dead person, who has no banter

Jastina is a wet fart

by AnonDeci July 17, 2018

wet link

a sneaky link you can't get out of.

Anon: Yeah my ex girlfriend was such a wet link. I couldn't break up with her.

by yaznot July 09, 2021

wet ankles

Wet ankles is when someone is very tall. Their ankles are wet because when they pee, it falls so hard that is splashes back on there ankles.

Shaq has wet ankles bro!

by realboyz854 December 13, 2011

Sack of Wet Mice

Dumb as hell.

I met this new chick last night. She’s pretty, but dumber than a sack of wet mice.

by Fore Right June 05, 2021

Wet Paper Plate Five

Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.

Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*

Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023