Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 4, 2014

Top

What you do at the red light

She gave me top at the red light

by Wewishfleur December 22, 2020

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Top Baby

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby

Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.

by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019

Top and a bottom

In a gay or lesbian relationship, there will often be a top and a bottom. The top, is the more out going one when going "it", and the bottom is the shy one.

There is a top and a bottom to a gay relationship

by The lesbo November 30, 2020

12 up top

The amount of lights that the police have, hence giving the cops the nickname 12 up tops.

Here come the 12 up tops.

by Police ain't shit February 12, 2021

Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025