jingle hell rock

This is when you can't get a Christmas song out of your head and are forced to make up new lyrics for it in order to keep it interesting.

Joe: Have you been to the mall lately?
Fred: Yeah, unfortunately I have dude, all I got was a bad case of Jingle Hell Rock.

by cloakedagger December 9, 2013

Kasota Rock Candy

Crystal meth made in Kasota Minnesota.

Hey have you tried the new kasota rock candy lately?

by Milkfarmer June 24, 2018

School house rocking

When you and yo girl are having sex, but you forgot an old grammar lesson, and she makes up a catchy song as she climaxes.

I was School House Rocking this chick last night.

by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017

Pants-Shitting Rock

Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.

The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.

by Dr. Infinite-Savagery M.D. April 2, 2017

smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.

Oliver You are as smart like a rock.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

The Greatest Rock Singer

Freddie Mercury

Person 1: Freddie Mercury is The Greatest Rock Singer of all time

by FatEngineer June 22, 2020

rock chewing stupid

Doing anyting a box of rocks would know is stupid

Kenzie is rock chewing stupid for treating him the way she has been.

by Fun.Size.417 September 26, 2020