k-o-l-t

it stands for knock you out like talia . Used in a playful warning.

You better sit down somewhere before I k-o-l-t you

by bruh_itz_taliak December 16, 2017

Captain-bag-o-cocks

Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.

Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 13, 2018

San Francisco fake-o

When you are having sex with a girl doggy-style and spit on her back, then when she turns around you cum on her face.

Dude, I gave July a San Francisco fake-o last night, we had a laugh about it.

by douglassss November 18, 2007

sack o duck vaginas

to collapse or be forcefully taken to the ground

he dropped that dude like a sack o duck vaginas!

by chuckdaddy February 17, 2008

legit-o-mite

A word used to express extreme badassery, maturity, sexiness and on occasion, holy penis size. Often used as a much more fantastic and meaningful synonym for dynomite.

CASE A
Person 1: Did you just have sex with three girls while playing YYZ by Rush on the drums, cooking pancakes and kicking Mike Tyson's ass?
Person 2: Suredizzle.
Person1: Legit-o-mite!

CASE B
Girl: Oh my gosh! He has a 9 inch penis! And it glows! It is so legit-o-mite!

by King of FUPA December 14, 2010

mark o higgins

A person who inserts a large glass jar into his anus, procceds to break said jar and then pick the shards of broken glass out of his anus.

See that chap? He's Mark O Higgins

by -Jim Darcy November 01, 2013

dick-five-o

A cop that thinks that he/she is cool or hip, ala Hawaii Five O, but of course is not. Also useful for cops that are stuck in 70's fashion.

While hanging out at the mall:
"Oh great, here comes dick-five-o again!"

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008