menstrual steak

A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.

This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.

A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'

by Mistertaz August 23, 2016

Manstruation

When a guy is having period sex with a girl and get blood all over his dick and bed

Dude, I had period sex with a girl and the manstruation was soooo bad

by graqamole July 14, 2016

menstropire

menstropire - a person who engages in oral sex on a woman during her period

I am not fond of going down on my lady. Except during that time of the month. I am a total menstropire, sue me

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Menstrual Missile

A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long. If a woman does not take out her tampon soon enough, infections can happen quickly, hence a "Menstrual Missile".

Amy: Why did you call me over here?

Anna: I went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. Got myself a Menstrual Missile.

by Erzie Werzie December 14, 2016

Manstrate

Men who behave like they have excessive levels of estrogen.

He will really manstrate when he has to pick up the last job .

by edyer June 21, 2017

Manstraul period

When a male is all moody once a month, male version of menstraul period

Oh man Cody is on his manstraul period today, he hasn't stopped complaining and crying.

by Jruby33 April 20, 2018

Menstrual Assault

A mental and or physical act in which a person posessing female reproductive organs coerce or physically or mentally force others against their will. Menstrual assault is a form of menstrual violence which includes bullying, hitting, berating or excessive irrational criticism. Unlike sexual assault, menstrual assault goes unreported and continues to occur in public, private and cyber locations. Assailants of menstrual assault are as much aware of their actions as sexual assault assailants.

Johnny is in highschool with low self esteem and is struggling with his sexuality. We think its because he is a late bloomer and suffered menstrual assault in junior high where all the girls kept calling him gay.

"Jenny just flipped out at me in front of everyone at the meeting for no particular reason." "It's not your fault Kyle, you were menstrually assaulted and you should report it to HR. "

by 21st Century Dictionary December 8, 2017