A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
Get the John Michaelmug. Melatonin michael is a very sleepy old man who always forgets things and loves bunning zoots 24/7. He’s always getting way too fried and his mind is slowly deteriorating every single day.
by DeimosZ May 30, 2025
Get the Melatonin Michaelmug. by bigdick51 November 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. even with a guys first name she is the most beautiful girl ever. she is sexy, kind, smart, and a great kisser.
by JollyMargaret83 December 26, 2016
Get the michael janemug. Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3
by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
Get the Michael Jenkinsmug. an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023
Get the Michael Barnesmug. Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.
Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.
by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018
Get the Pulling A Michaelmug.