The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
Get the J-Petermanmug. Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.
by mr-leo October 16, 2008
Get the [j-bomb]mug. It's like the J-Double, its a group of males giving the same position with their two females of choice, and the females all get passed around, in either a circle, triangle, or a line.
Sex God: "YOOOO I'VE BEEN INVITED TO A J-CIRCLE"
Beta: "You better have a condom, this seems very unsanitary."
Beta: "You better have a condom, this seems very unsanitary."
by JObatala May 28, 2022
Get the J-Circlemug. by welovetoseeit2019 March 26, 2020
Get the big Jmug. She felt J NO LA when she realized that her evil stepmother would be there.
He J NO LAED when he thought about Monday.
We all J NO LA sometimes.
He J NO LAED when he thought about Monday.
We all J NO LA sometimes.
by Carl Jackboxxx August 11, 2023
Get the J NO LAmug. by greenmochisugakookie November 25, 2020
Get the I J-hopemug. julian with a lowercase j defiantly has the world's biggest cock. julian with a lowercase j will always have a bigger cock or balls than someone. Their balls are so big that they have their own gravitational poll.
by Ilove5yearolds November 20, 2023
Get the julian with a lowercase jmug.