Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

by Melek February 4, 2015

Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

Bringin' The Douche

A phrase of exclamation when somthing is brought to the next level in a positive way, or negative way.

1: "Yo, you got brewskies AND Svedka? You're bringin' the douche!"
2: "Man, Tim ain't even fat. Quit bringin' the douche."

by pupeguy February 10, 2024

Douche cream

The gunk that comes out after a girl douches

I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night

by Jeffythefry June 20, 2016

Butt Douche

Slang for “enema”. Prevalent in opioid circles.

“Yo Trey hook up that butt dousche. I’m 3 minutes away from wasting the last narcan if you don’t, and I ain’t trying to go out like Elvis either so stop fuckin around and let me get that butt douche bro”.

by That island guy August 8, 2024

douche bag

everyone else listing the definition for douche bag and making absolutely no sense at all.

Man, all these people are total douche bags.

by steph110884 March 12, 2010

Gluten Douche

A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options

*ticket machine ringing*
Ticket says GF
Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!

by Misosdaddy July 9, 2023