Douche Discharge

1 : (noun) Liquid expelled from vagina, leaving the vagina "fresh".
2 : (verb) Worse than being a douche, the end product of douchebaggery.
3 : (noun) Common form of greeting between good friends

"That is some rank douche discharge Kelly!"

Brad: "Sean backed out again. The douche discharge didn't answer his phone."
Brett: "I know! That fuckin douche discharge owes me money."

"How have you been you dirty douche discharge?"

by willybgood May 17, 2014

Door Douche

(n) A delivery app driver that double-parks by the entrance to one's favorite restaurant, therefore blocking the entrance for in-person customers - such as GrubHub or DoorDash

Q: So whose car is that in the fire zone out front?
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!

by PaulSNJ January 31, 2023

Douche canoe

An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.

I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."

by argonforrest October 22, 2014

Douche-canoe

Someone who puts their ex girl on his snap chat story for the new girl to see, and she gets mad. That new girl calls him a douche-canoe and proceeds to put a snap story of her own on that says "fuck you" in an act to subtweet his bitch ass

Wow he is such a douche-canoe, I hope his ex knows about me

by Big dick III July 15, 2015

douche guns

When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.

you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*

by doucheguns August 12, 2014

Douche Nozzle

an insult commonly used by middle schoolers or someone with the maturity of one.

"shut up, douche nozzle!" or "Greg, stop being a douche nozzle."

by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015

La Douche

one who engages in douchey behavior as a form of cheap thrills

"Did you see that guy piss on that car?" "Yeah, what a La Douche."

by Mustache McNasty December 23, 2009