loser who claims fame but has never had it, claims tours of America that were in fact holidays paid for by wife and family, and tries to tell folks about said holidays at a child's funeral.
by Hamadryad July 29, 2012
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That douche canoe thinks that just because he tries to impersonate Kurt Cobain, it automatically makes him a talented idol, when in reality he is an unskilled parasite.
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by Fluthy March 18, 2022
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by Shamu9000 May 20, 2022
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