Ski-Douche

That asshole at the boat launch that fails to understand the right-of-way.

That Ski-Douche at the launch took up the ramp before he was even ready to launch.

by OldCola September 2, 2015

Douche Canue

A douche canue is a canue full of douche instead of a bag full of douche.

He's a douche canue

by Kiabab January 10, 2019

Douche Nozzle

THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"

DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle

by Douche Lord The Great 6969 January 1, 2019

Douche Bag

Males.

Nuff said.

1)He is suchhhh a douche bag.

2) Wow. What a douche bag.

3) Guy: Get out of my seat!
Girl: You're names not on it..oh wait, it actually does say douche bag. My bad.

by IamTruthing. December 14, 2010

douche-timer

Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.

"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!

See that over there that’s a douch dick!

by Brunt up April 22, 2018

douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014