chocolate dream

When you dream of choco buddies.

I had a chocolate dream last night, it was so hot (chocolate).

by ExcuseMeChocoBuddy December 7, 2016

cream covered chocolate cherry

When one bangs his lover on her period. Before he climax's he pulls out and inserts in anal cavity for exploison. Once cream is detonated he pulls out and lover sucks the cream covered chocolate cherry off the penis.

She gave me a cream covered chocolate cherry for my birthday! or should you say i gave her a cream covered chocolate cherry.

by cash banks May 17, 2011

Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.

Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow

by anonymous May 18, 2024

chocolate thunder

A nickname for Lori

I gave a friend named Lori, but she likes to be called chocolate thunder.

by Krissi7744 June 14, 2018

Chocolate Dobber

Chocolate Dobber.......When asking for a quarter of chocolate sweets from the top shelf just to get a glimpse of the fine shop assistant's arse (female)

"Excuse me miss, can I get a look at your Chocolate Dobbers"

Whilst pointing to the top shelf, no such sweet may exist, this is merely a tactic employed to get the assistant reaching up high

by MaineMen July 1, 2014

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 9, 2022

Chocolate skunk

When a person of African American descent receives an anal cream pie before farting to shoot it out as a skunk would shoot it’s stinky juices as a defense mechanis.

He got her so crunked she let him do the chocolate skunk maneuver

by Yahoo_surfer June 28, 2024