cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 28, 2019

Boner

Stupid person who judges others before they know the facts. Dumb

My neighbors care nothing about their neighborhood because they are boners.

by Shrink July 30, 2020

BONER

Rockhard MilliJizzing Jimmy

BONER is the definition of my Jimmy

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 17, 2020

Boner Behaviour

Boner Behaviour is a not commonly used expression that is another way to communicate male horniness. The phrase is used for when people feel like communicating these things to other friends/family when trying to be extra.

Girl 1: Hey! Did you see Martin today?
Girl 2: Yeah, his boner behaviour was sky high!

by xidiotx January 24, 2024

Boner batter

The act of ejaculation into the vagina and continuing the act of intercourse after words.

She was so full of boner batter she practically oozed

by Boner Batter February 28, 2011

oral boner

When the tongue is erect/ when your done sucking dick and he cums on your face and so your mouth shuts down it’s muscles so that it is stuck in the erect position, giving all access to suck the tongue if desired.

Yesterday, I experienced my very first oral boner, and I wasn’t able to eat for hours!

by Imsobisexualitsweirs May 5, 2018

Phone Boner

Another name for PopSockets

friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"

by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018