anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.

OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016

Anal transfer

The act of having sexual acts with someone, to which after putting the full depth penis in the rectum, insert into your partners mouth for a safe taste of their own rectum.

Guy: Are you ready for the anal transfer?

Girl: im sorry what?

Guy: the anal transfer.

Girl: alright...

—Ten Minutes Later—

Guy: Transaction complete.

by YaBoiJesus July 17, 2019

Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.

My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.

by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023

backwoods anal

Very hairy anal sex

" I did some backwoods anal with a country chick

by doug0220 November 18, 2018

Anal Ventriloquism

When you use the chair you're sitting in to generate leverage on your butt, which increases the audio quality of an escaping fart.

"Did you hear my fart? No? Damn, I was even engaging in anal ventriloquism to make it louder."

by huahdaddy June 5, 2025

Anal Debt

The principle and/or an unspoken code in which a person performs a task or favor for another person, that results in debt that can only be repaid with anal sex.

Emilia: Thanks for the ride to the bank, but I have no money to pay you.
Winston: If you can't pay me, you are in anal debt to me!

by Evan? December 25, 2015

Anal Beads

These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it

Mom have you seen my anal beads? They smell "lovely"

by Niglelodoen July 27, 2019