Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid

Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am

by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024

pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

Bum Ass Whore

A person who has many significant others, while mooching off of them at the same time.

"Messiah is a Bum Ass Whore!
Lives in his girlfriends place and still talks to his exes? What about the one with the kid?"

by Newyork22@! January 12, 2024

Bum

A homeless guy who lives on the streets

Luke: I dare you to lick a bum
Alexander: Which type?
Luke: Y'know? The homeless one
Alexander: OH FUCK NO!

by -Insert Name- November 15, 2017

what the bum

"what the bum" is a phrase used jokingly and sometimes associated with brainrot.

think youre saying "erm what the freak" but instead youre saying "what the bum"

person 1: gets a cookie tray from subway and there's only half a cookie in there
also person 1: what the bum

by stellorcus August 13, 2024

Bum

Is to scared to do anything

She is a bum because she is scared to do stuff

by anonymous April 19, 2021

miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021