Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.

Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS

by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

tiny box tim

Markiplier's little biscuit

I wanna buy a tiny house for tiny box tim to live in just an itty bitty one it would be adorable

by darkclaw wolfgod June 4, 2021

Indiana boxing match

When two or more overweight people are participating in sex, the two slap their fat, saggy, tits onto each other as if they were boxing.

"Boy, last night was great. After eating at McDonalds, Stacy And I fucked and we Indiana boxing matched each other. I won."

by blast attack August 20, 2016

twelve rocks in a box

a jury. You, and eleven of your fellow citizens if you've ever served jury duty. Derogatory, may be used by defense or prosecution counsel if you came back with a verdict that went against them.

"The guy had a .15 BAC, hit a parked car, and puked on the officer, but those twelve rocks in a box came back with a "Not Guilty". Can you believe it? I need to do insurance law..."

by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

Jack-in-the-Box Zombie

Worthless fucktard that derives his pleasure from ruining everything.

Player: "Shit! That Jack-in-the-Box Zombie blew up my Gloom-shrooms!"

by Toadstars September 9, 2022

Golden juice box

When you pee in a girls mouth cause she says wait im thirsty

Blue legacy asked me to stop for a second shes thirsty. So I gave her a golden juice box.now she's mad at me.

by J BROW April 19, 2021

bitchiest boy in the box

Metaphor used when there is well known bitch or rebel in a community or small area.

Person1:”mark is the bitchiest boy in the box.”
Person2:”yeah.yesterday they vandalized the school entrance.”

by BuggieWuggie November 14, 2020