Aqua Fart

when someone farted underwater. You usually only see this at the pool.

(Tim and Jerry are at the pool.)

*bubble*

Jerry: TIM!! WHY THE HECK AND AQUA FART, DUDE!?!?

Tim: sorry.

by AyemLawlolawlNewtonEpicFace August 5, 2012

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fart slice

A person who is a tool, douche, jerk, asshole, just an all around unpleasant person.

Did you see that guy cut me off! What a fuckin' fart slice!

by poopprism December 2, 2011

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Fart stick

When your jerking off and air gets ttapped under your foreskin so every time you go up or down it makes a fart sound.

You sound like a fart stick

by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

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Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.

Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.

by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019

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fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

by Peterinho September 3, 2018

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Another term for virtue signaling. Spewing comments that indicate an idealistic personality on a mission ready to bombard message boards and social media with a perceived problem of which you don't fully understand the complications and nuances. You do however feel the need "to do something" about it and leave your mark for future generations in your ceaseless efforts to make the world a better place.

She kept rainbow farting comments on the message boards about social problems that mostly existed in her mind or only got it from hearsay and what the media reported.

by Erik-Jan Tytgat August 25, 2022

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