Poo Nuts

When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D

Much love x
Person 1: Hey! Did you know
Person 2: Poo Nuts.
by poo nuts maker April 17, 2021
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Poo Nut

When you poop multiple mini little turds
Hey Jeff! Guess what! I just pooped 5 poo nuts!
by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017
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poo nut

when ya nut in someone's anus and they shoot it back out as a brown shitty nut
dude i was fucking ashley last night and she poo nut on me
by eggshitter February 12, 2019
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real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
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real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
by bitchuck September 14, 2024
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Border-Poo

A Word that was casually mentioned and made a man called Karl laugh and It's what you call a cross of a Border Terrier and a Poodle
Guy:Yeah my dog is a Border-Poo
Dude:The fuck is a Border-Poo
by Maldonado D November 01, 2019
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80 poo

The speed at which the kid that swears he throws 90 mph actually throws, easy home runs.
Yeah, he thinks he is so good but he throws 80 poo
by Thatbaseballkid July 19, 2023
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