poo

Brown, sloppy stuff that comes out of your arse. Some poos have chewing gum in them and some have sweetcorn in.

There is a poo in the toilet!!

by eloise the unicorn February 11, 2015

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

Poo

SLANG FOR POO POOO

UR MOMMA FARTED SO HARD THE POOed HERSELF

by MY PP IS 3cm LONG (dm me 😉😜) October 23, 2022

padd poo

Jatin is called padd poo....

Somone- oye padd poo ither aa

by Carguy 0007 November 23, 2021

poo-sniffer

the deffinition of a poo-sniffer is someone named romyn

dang your such a poo-sniffer

by bibyboi June 13, 2022

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

Poo cube

A piece of faecal matter that either manifests itself - or is moulded by an external force - into a cubic shape

Damn bro, mum found the poo cube

by Stop eating my mum's ashes January 18, 2019