5 second rule 

A unspoken rule where if any sort of food falls to the ground, if you pick it back up in 5 seconds or less it is still okay to eat.

Oh no i dropped a skittle, its only been 3 seconds, its still good.

5 second rule by Nathan Charette July 10, 2004

30 second rule of porn 

A generally accepted phenomenon that of any porn scene (with the exception of compilations) the last 30 seconds will be the money shot.

Dude 1: You ever noticed that porn clips end immediately after the pop shot

Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn

30 second rule of porn by ih82luz February 22, 2011

3 fart rule 

When you begin your fantasy football draft, you first announce the 3 fart rule. This means that each franchise representative gets to fart twice with no penalty. On the third fart, that owner is forced to draft outside and must select a kicker with their next pick. Often times will also doom a team for the season. Creates some of the worst fantasy football karma.

Jack: (5:30 p.m.) The draft is now open as well as the 3 fart rule is now in effect.

Tim: (5:31 p.m.) Fart

Mike: That is one

Tim: (5:33 p.m.) Fart

Mike: that is two Duck, damn

Tim: (5:35 p.m.) Fart

League: Damnit Duck, that is 3. It smells like someone died down here, that is a serious flagrant fowl, and you just broke the 3 fart rule, enjoy Sebastian Janikowski as your franchise player.

3 fart rule by BoRo83 July 13, 2011

nine second rule 

extra dispensation of time to the five second rule if you've swept, vacuumed, or mopped the floor earlier that day

He casually nabbed the chip from the floor within the nine second rule, the rug wouldn't be that clean again in weeks.

nine second rule by Read1984 February 3, 2013

runescape 

A game that is addictive to some and boring to others. Usually. But i am at a happy medium in my playing. i don't hate it and i'm not addicted. people say it's dangerously addictive like pokemon cards were but runescape cant give u papercuts. Also the addictiveness is held at bay in australia by the terrible lag we get (no aussie servers you see)

aussie runescaper: wow what a cool game! i'm gonna play all night!
game: connection lost, attempting to reestablish.
aussie runescaper: screw this i'll come back later

runescape by Über stick figure man July 29, 2008

golden rule 

This describes the lack of homosexuality when two guys are having sex that includes a female.

It's okay when it's in a three way. It's the golden rule.

golden rule by Diggity Dog October 23, 2011

The 15 Minute Rule 

A rule used by school fuckboys explaining how you can leave a classroom if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes. The rule is obviously untrue.

Fuckboy: Hey guys, have you heard of the 15 Minute Rule?
Everyone else: No.
Fuckboy: You know, if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes we can leave the classroom.
*INCREDIBLY LOUD SIGHING*

The 15 Minute Rule by Oatmeal_h May 17, 2018