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Guy1:"DUDE, I DID THIS REALLY COOL TRICK!"
Guy2:"Rule 387"
rule 387 by Not Ke$ha September 8, 2015
when the term Lol is used to make something that would normally be socially unacceptable when said ok. also used with lmao, rofl, and jk for more serious statements
Nicole: I told him that i hated him and that i never wanted to see his face again, but then i used the lol rule to make it ok

mike: i told her that i was gonna come over to her house tonight and she didnt seem to like it so i used the lol rule and it was fine after that.
lol rule by dpac1092 October 7, 2009

The rule 

If you are in love with someone and they ask for nudes, you have to send them.
Man:”I love you
Woman:”I love you too
Man:”Send nudes”
Woman:”No!”
Man:”I don’t make The rule up!”
Woman;”Okay then!”
The rule by Your favourite guy November 21, 2019

5 second rule 

A unspoken rule where if any sort of food falls to the ground, if you pick it back up in 5 seconds or less it is still okay to eat.
Oh no i dropped a skittle, its only been 3 seconds, its still good.

30 second rule of porn 

A generally accepted phenomenon that of any porn scene (with the exception of compilations) the last 30 seconds will be the money shot.
Dude 1: You ever noticed that porn clips end immediately after the pop shot

Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn
30 second rule of porn by ih82luz February 22, 2011

3 fart rule 

When you begin your fantasy football draft, you first announce the 3 fart rule. This means that each franchise representative gets to fart twice with no penalty. On the third fart, that owner is forced to draft outside and must select a kicker with their next pick. Often times will also doom a team for the season. Creates some of the worst fantasy football karma.
Jack: (5:30 p.m.) The draft is now open as well as the 3 fart rule is now in effect.

Tim: (5:31 p.m.) Fart

Mike: That is one

Tim: (5:33 p.m.) Fart

Mike: that is two Duck, damn

Tim: (5:35 p.m.) Fart

League: Damnit Duck, that is 3. It smells like someone died down here, that is a serious flagrant fowl, and you just broke the 3 fart rule, enjoy Sebastian Janikowski as your franchise player.
3 fart rule by BoRo83 July 13, 2011