by Not Ke$ha September 8, 2015
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Nicole: I told him that i hated him and that i never wanted to see his face again, but then i used the lol rule to make it ok
mike: i told her that i was gonna come over to her house tonight and she didnt seem to like it so i used the lol rule and it was fine after that.
mike: i told her that i was gonna come over to her house tonight and she didnt seem to like it so i used the lol rule and it was fine after that.
by dpac1092 October 7, 2009
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Woman:”I love you too”
Man:”Send nudes”
Woman:”No!”
Man:”I don’t make The rule up!”
Woman;”Okay then!”
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Man:”Send nudes”
Woman:”No!”
Man:”I don’t make The rule up!”
Woman;”Okay then!”
by Your favourite guy November 21, 2019
Get the The rule mug.A unspoken rule where if any sort of food falls to the ground, if you pick it back up in 5 seconds or less it is still okay to eat.
by Nathan Charette July 10, 2004
Get the 5 second rule mug.A generally accepted phenomenon that of any porn scene (with the exception of compilations) the last 30 seconds will be the money shot.
Dude 1: You ever noticed that porn clips end immediately after the pop shot
Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn
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by ih82luz February 22, 2011
Get the 30 second rule of porn mug.When you begin your fantasy football draft, you first announce the 3 fart rule. This means that each franchise representative gets to fart twice with no penalty. On the third fart, that owner is forced to draft outside and must select a kicker with their next pick. Often times will also doom a team for the season. Creates some of the worst fantasy football karma.
Jack: (5:30 p.m.) The draft is now open as well as the 3 fart rule is now in effect.
Tim: (5:31 p.m.) Fart
Mike: That is one
Tim: (5:33 p.m.) Fart
Mike: that is two Duck, damn
Tim: (5:35 p.m.) Fart
League: Damnit Duck, that is 3. It smells like someone died down here, that is a serious flagrant fowl, and you just broke the 3 fart rule, enjoy Sebastian Janikowski as your franchise player.
Tim: (5:31 p.m.) Fart
Mike: That is one
Tim: (5:33 p.m.) Fart
Mike: that is two Duck, damn
Tim: (5:35 p.m.) Fart
League: Damnit Duck, that is 3. It smells like someone died down here, that is a serious flagrant fowl, and you just broke the 3 fart rule, enjoy Sebastian Janikowski as your franchise player.
by BoRo83 July 13, 2011
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He casually nabbed the chip from the floor within the nine second rule, the rug wouldn't be that clean again in weeks.
by Read1984 February 3, 2013
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