Pissed Off Dragon

when after sexual intercourse with a partner you take a shit in their back and smear it all over their body

man me and amy did a pissed off dragon last night and it was awesome.

by Psyclouse March 9, 2022

piss wringer

Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.

Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.

by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023

goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024

piss freaks

Piss freaks is a very tuff gc on discord.

Piss freaks is my home

by unicornsandcurtains August 18, 2025

Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.

Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025

piss bucket

bucket of piss

bob: “Did you seen Fawn got their own piss bucket?”
obama: “swag”

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A completely dysfunctional TRUMP SUPPORTER who surfs internet porn and fake news sites all day, not even getting up to pee, and then filling multiple bottles with piss around their house.

That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder! Won’t even get off the computer long enough to piss!

by No Mercy June 15, 2025