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by snake10383 August 23, 2021
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Poo

I made defined the word poo because I already am running out of Ideas already.
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Poo In My Shoe

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!
by goongangginggan August 24, 2022
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Poo-nami

Poo-nami
(noun)

That heart-stopping moment when a rogue turd is already floating, the toilet is clogged, and you know the next plunge will either save the day or unleash a catastrophic overflow of brown poo water onto the bathroom floor.
Staring down the floating log while the water crept higher, I realized one wrong plunge would trigger the bathroom apocalypse — a full-on poo-nami
by butch8069 October 3, 2025
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Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.
Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me
by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024
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Crazy Poo

when you poop so big and beautiful ur booty gets 10x bigger permantently (forever) and you lose all the weight on your body. This poop is usually a very vivid beautiful brown color and is so smelly (stinky) it makes you lose your sense of smell. If you taste it, (reccomended but not nesessary) it will also make you lose your sense of taste. If you look at it too long, you will go blind. If you want tips on how to acheive a Crazy Poo, go to howtocrazypoo.com for more details.
"Guess what man, I just Crazy Pooed! don't go in the bathroom for awhile, don't want you to lose your sense of smell!"

"I just had a Crazy Poo!"
by GayManSal November 18, 2021
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Poo Storm

A big brown storm of feces. It’s when you go like wildfire in the bathroom and it comes out so fast and furious they name a movie after it. It’s painful and messy and a whirlwind of emotions. Its the last think you want to happen.
Person 1: Hey Joey, why is your uncle staying in a hotel?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I ate some bad burritos and had a poo storm in his bathroom.

Person 1: Oh shit man.

Person 2: Yeah. Oh shit.
by Eerie-leo July 30, 2019
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