goon shit

The act of doing things that are typically frowned upon in an unintelligent or unsafe manner.

You guys were doing some goon shit when you lit the hat on fire while you were still wearing it.

by T.K. Opps June 27, 2020

Shit Chicken

When you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's someone you might know in the stall next to you, and you try to wait them out so as not to emerge from the stall at the same time for fear of being recognized.

Bob was playing an intense game of shit chicken because he was extremely gassy that day and thought his co-worker John might be crapping in the stall next to him.

by Poop Guru February 21, 2011

Shit Brittle

The brown crusty spot on your aged undwear. Usually found under beds or at your local perverts house.

Jermey found some shit brittle and served it to his girlfriend for dinner.

by Rallyrcr150 April 23, 2007

Shits Gay

When shits is gay.

Someone says do you want to do something and you dont want to so you say: Shits Gay

by PizzaManLeon August 6, 2019

shit frosted

someone smothered in shit

OMG she's been shit frosted by that damn cow

by icenate February 3, 2004

shit lips

1) Affectionate term for a fuck buddy who gives good rimjobs

2) 24 hour dial up service provider for poor college girls to earn money by licking ass.

1) "do we get to meet your new girlfriend tonight"
"yeah she'll be here in a minute, I can't wait, she gives good rimjobs. There she is... HEY SHIT LIPS, OVER HERE!!"

2) Courtney: so I got this new job, licking ass, I work from home and I love it! Am I bad coz I like the taste of guys ass sweat?
Mike, Andreas, Tommy and Drew (in unison): YOU FUCKING SLUT! SUCK US ALL OFF, SHIT LIPS!!!

by skumliterati March 11, 2015

shit pumped

To get reamed in Call of Duty.

Oh man, we totally just got shit pumped!

by Monkey Sack September 9, 2009