old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.

Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.

by Zempo October 13, 2016

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Old lady

Someone with the traits similar to that of a sloth.

Hey get moving old lady

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

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Average height of a 13 year old girl

The average height of a 13 year old girl is in fact 5’6

Claire:im above average

Daniel:The Average height of a 13 year old girl

Claire:im 5’4

Daniel:below average haha

by afromandan March 14, 2022

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bit of old rice

A beautiful shagadelic person.

"You're a bit of old rice Kathy"

by Seth Pittinaro November 11, 2017

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Old School Monkey

When they're just actin sush.

Ana's acting like a straight old school monkey tonight.

by Giggamungis April 25, 2023

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When 1 more people stumble upon a foe (works better on 1 person) that they/them would love to have a physical conflict with and decide to take off their jackets and/or coats, then proceed to throw it on top of the enemy/foes head disrupting their vision and surrounding whilst they proceed to beat the shit out of them.

Ayo let’s go show this nigga “the old coat trick”

by deadmemecity September 8, 2020

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