Michael

Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.

Girl 1: OMG look it’s Michael!

Girl 2: Girl no do NOT! Michael is an asshole!

by lxserings December 5, 2021

Michael

In love with maskeen
back off...
I mean it bitch

damn Michael and maskeen are so hot

by cracked at valorant December 5, 2021

michael cera

some canadian actor who played brother bear in bernstein bears and played in arrested development and superbad.

yoo michael cera is a good actor!!

by youngbratz February 11, 2024

michael

a big ass bitch with a small dick and pimples on his nipples

this michael guy is a bitch bruh, he’s got dreads on his titties

by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024

Michael love's black cock

Michael love's big black cock

I knew Michael love's black cock I saw him taking several big black cocks all the way down his throat and I could tell you that he was such a good little white sissy pantyboi

by sissybbcboi February 13, 2024

michael

is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.

person1: i fucking hate michael
person2: me too he’s so fucking gay

by coochieflaps February 15, 2024

Michael Robinette

He’s one of a kind. The type of guy you never have to question his intentions, or his motives. He’s genuine, and selfless, and an incredible father.

I think I fell head over heels for a Michael Robinette.

by anonymous February 19, 2024