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Michael

A guy who was unfortunately named with a middle name for a first name. His middle name is probably also Michael.
Hey have you seen Michael Michael? Yeah he is over there.
by BobMichaelJones November 23, 2021
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Michael

a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.
"Michael got down and gave me a blow on the bedroom floor."
by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022
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The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.
by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024
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Michael Strembitsky School

THE WORST FUCKING SCHOOL IN EDMONTON LIKE OMG
John: hey wanna go to Michael Strembitsky School?
Todd: FUCK NO! IM NOT LOOKING TO BE JUMPED
by E@$t0n June 1, 2021
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Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23
Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.
by Apacho January 2, 2025
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Michael U.

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.
Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.
by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 10, 2019
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Michael

Someone who is nuttier than squirrel shit, pretends to be a feminist but uses his size to intimidate women, and writes shitty songs about shit people and forces people to listen to them.
‘Geez what’s with that guy’s irrational and horrible anger issues?’

‘Oh he’s having a Michael’
by Spunky Cat Lady March 4, 2022
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