National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!
Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?
Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!
Mary: Ohh okay!!
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?
Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!
Mary: Ohh okay!!
by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022
Get the Kiss A Mary Daymug. On April 13th it’s national kissing day! Pair up with anyone and pucker up 😘 it could be anyone friend, crush, teacher, dog anyone!!
by IDONTLIKEENGLISH May 25, 2018
Get the national kissing daymug. National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
by Do-or-die January 9, 2024
Get the National kiss short girls daymug. When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.
While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.
by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022
Get the Poseidon’s Kissmug. by Teneueneyebek November 28, 2021
Get the Kiss a baseball boymug. Relationships like Miley Cyrus & Leim Hemsworth and Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman have fallin under the curse of the stage kiss.
by Writer@<3 April 11, 2015
Get the Curse of the Stage Kissmug. A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
Get the Kissing the Blarney stonemug.