jack nuts

when a gentleman has very small testicles (or possibly humongously large ones)

check out the jack nuts on him, he looks like brad micklea!

by biz markee August 21, 2003

Jack Daniels

Sell-outs

I'm boycotting

86 proof down to 80 proof

by Heath February 2, 2005

Wave Jack

With the rise of Google Wave, the complete free form of communication has allowed people to insert words into other user's posts or to simply prevent them from typing anything coherent. Typically used in a humorous fashion.

Intended phrase: Just the other day, I was going to my grandmother's house.

Me (and User2): Just the other day, I was going to my grandPENNISSS 8==D~~~mother's house.

User3: "Me" you just got wave jacked.

by Straightjack3t October 14, 2009

picture jacking

when someone "places" themselves in a picture just before or as the button on the camera is pressed and they end up in it when they were initially not supposed to.

(john and sarah looking at their wedding picture...)

john: i don't remember taking this picture with steve

sarah: me neither! another case of picture jacking

by ReDefine November 20, 2009

gapple jacks

The act of stuffing apples in ones ass, then launching them from their gaping asshole.

Your mom, that filthy whore, made gapple jacks this morning. Though, I appreciate the effort, they taste like shit.

by Flacannon November 26, 2009

thug jack

When a more experienced player picks up, often rather easily, the girl you've been working hard to get at. Also applicable when he picks up your girlfriend.

I just got thug jacked, but I'm not gonna hate the game.

by PUA247 January 26, 2011

Jack Blackmon

An extremley flexible man. he complains about people's calves being "to" skinny. He dances lots and he wears sweaters. he has black frame glasses. HE IS SMART.

Ugh, your such a Jack Blackmon.

by boooooogers. May 1, 2011