Douche Canoe

When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.

When you’re double dipping, you’re a douche canoe!

by Lilapowers June 17, 2018

Douche Baggage

Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.

Randy has contributed so much to our hobby but he comes with a lot of douche baggage.

by Dingus dufus October 30, 2020

douche

someone who gets a slap in the face from a hand that touched a wet ass

ahh man you just got douched

by tagnew April 15, 2010

Douche-aster

Disaster cause by one or more douches. Also congregation of douchebags causing a raucous.

The large group of guido's are ready to create a douche-aster. I was involved in an accident with a douchebag today, it was a douche-aster!

by FelixDaCuban January 10, 2015

douche nozzle extraordinaire

A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese

I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.

by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018

douche biscuit

(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)

wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.

by Joseph and Josh Zeneli January 13, 2017

douche destroyer

when you exceed the limits of a douche canoe, you must move up a level to a douche destroyer.

Jesus Todd, you're being a real douche destroyer

by queen of the douches January 2, 2017