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A Bear

A person who pretends to have close relationships with others, even if they’ve only met a handful of times (or not at all), and frequently guilt-trips people into hanging out with them. The typical "A Bear" thrives on awkwardly inserting themselves into plans and conversations, often claiming they were “totally invited” or making you feel bad for “leaving them out.” They are the undisputed champions of emotional manipulation disguised as friendship.
"Ugh, I wasn’t even planning a party, but 'A Bear' heard about my Friday night and now I feel bad not inviting him."

"We barely know each other, but he’s pulling an 'A Bear' and acting like I’m his best friend from middle school."

"Be careful mentioning plans around her—she’s such 'A Bear' and will guilt-trip her way into it."

Pro Tip: If you encounter 'A Bear,' set boundaries or prepare for a guilt-fueled emotional rollercoaster.
by The ISM 85 January 15, 2025
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Barvard Bear

The barvard bear is the Dr. Seuss bear that has made notable appearances at Harvard Square, not to be confused with the location itself.
Uh oh, I hope I don't accidentally get off the subway at barvard bear! They told us to be at the Harvard Square at 5pm.
by parvard_pear April 24, 2025
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bear junior

he walks on 4s and he's a youngling , he lives with thy grandmothers
Matthew : did u hear bear junior is com8gn to town
Chase: hell yeah!
Matthew: i'm so glad!!
chase : he's the best dog but he got shipped away 🤭
by len :3 July 13, 2022
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Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
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Polar Bear Skins

Slang for bleached rolling papers. Used in Canada.
Got any polar bear skins to roll up a joint with?
by Cony_Cage July 22, 2021
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Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.
"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"
by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024
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Panda bear

To walk the panda bear path is to abstain from
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness

Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.
Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?

It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer

Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.
by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022
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