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A fine aged Bae much like fine aged wine and stinky cheese. A lover that is older than you and used to be cool 2 presidential administration's ago. He doesn't understand how to be hip but tries- really hard. Confused when young people don't react to his jokes.
Old boo problems (flatulence, back pain, gout, sex injuries, difficulty with technology)
Had to explain "sneakies" to my old boo.
Had to explain "sneakies" to my old boo.
by Crabcate January 25, 2017
The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.
After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.
by rebel ase November 8, 2012
I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.
by PsychoTurtle303 May 13, 2023
someone whos especially attracted to milfs, gilfs, and dilfs, specifically people who tend to be over the age of 40
Belle: Nana Banana is so fucking hot
Emi: this is like the fifth old lady this week, are you an old person kinker?
Emi: this is like the fifth old lady this week, are you an old person kinker?
by missmærkov November 5, 2021
by Mickdik September 2, 2020