Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.
by jordensjunger June 11, 2016

Guy1: Where the hell are my panties?!
Guy2: Probably the Arab Muslim neighbor next door stole them, I heard some Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slaps midnight but I thought it was just you stroking your cock with a banana peel as usual.
Guy2: Probably the Arab Muslim neighbor next door stole them, I heard some Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slaps midnight but I thought it was just you stroking your cock with a banana peel as usual.
by clearance888 July 7, 2018

by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August
by Eliooo August 12, 2021

National slap your short friend day is the day right after national slap your tall friend day, so NSYSF day is on February 12th! Y'all created slap your tall friend day so i create this because I'm the tallest out of my friends and they keep trying to slap me, so I thought this would even us out.
Vincy: Ow! How dare u!
Lina: It was national slap your tall friend day!
*Ze next day*
Vincy: *Le slap
Lina: WTF
Vincy: well, yesterday was national slap your tall friend day, so today is national slap your SHORT friend day
Lina: I hate the internet
Lina: It was national slap your tall friend day!
*Ze next day*
Vincy: *Le slap
Lina: WTF
Vincy: well, yesterday was national slap your tall friend day, so today is national slap your SHORT friend day
Lina: I hate the internet
by Emmuchino December 7, 2019

Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.
Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith
Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith
by Ballsack6999 April 13, 2022

National slap your tallest fried day is on November 4th .
Remember you can only slap them if they are 5 '3 or taller
Remember you can only slap them if they are 5 '3 or taller
Walk up to them ask if you can slap them because its "National Slap Your Tallest Friend Day", if they say no you can still slap them either way.
by Banananior November 3, 2021
