Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.
Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.
by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020
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Get the fanny boner mug.A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|
I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022
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by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025
Get the Balkan Boner mug.A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.
by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022
Get the Dumpster Boner mug.When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.
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