I counted the beans

The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.

Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.

Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!

Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!

Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.

by ZDK December 9, 2008

and i have a fish

Generally referring to things that are not important or don't matter.

Boy: "would you like to come over to my place?"
Girl: "i have a boyfriend"
Boy: "and i have a fish"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"

by youbetheanchor May 22, 2010

I will roll you.

This short lived attempt by A.W. at proving to someone that she was hip allegedly had the same definition as "I will beat you up". Sadly, dispite her many efforts, "I will roll you" never caught on as a way of threatening violence.

It remains something stoners excitedly say when looking at a bag of marijuana and pile of rolling paper.

"I will roll you."

by MillFam March 8, 2017

I don't know

The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!

Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.

by Steve Monty June 18, 2007

I wouldn't say no

1. Used when looking people up, means wouldn't go up to them but if they came up to you, you wouldn't reject them.
2. If they asked for sex, you so would.

Person 1: Babe at ten man!
Person 2: She's alright, I wouldn't say no!

by Chrisity December 9, 2008

I Hate Myself

A wondrous lo-fi emo band from the 1990s.

Stephen: "I Hate Myself, my favorite emo band, had only one full length LP."

Mark Ibold: "That's rough, buddy."

by entrancetheory April 22, 2013

i won the game

An impossible task
see: I lost the game

man: i won the game!
women: impossible

( both lose the game as they thought of the game)

by I lost the game March 4, 2008